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Crest 3D White "Radiant Mint"

FLAVOR: Radiant Mint
BRAND: Crest 3D White
ADA ACCEPTED: No
TOOTHBRUSH USED: Target brandWay to jump on the 3D bandwagon, Crest.

I'm not sure how Crest can even justify labeling this toothpaste "3D": 1) I squeeze the tube and it doesn't shoot toothpaste toward my face. 2) The toothpaste is a pearly, speckled cyan, but shouldn't it also be red? 3) It doesn't contain any unnecessary scenes of disgusting alien ponytail-sex.

It's just another gross mint-flavored toothpaste.

—Michael

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Brush your fuckin teeth man, do it hard man. Brush them shits til your gums bleed my nigga! Do something man.
— Ghostface Killah (@GhostfaceKillah) November 30, 2010