16 August 2011

15 August 2011

Crest 3D White "Radiant Mint"


FLAVOR: Radiant Mint
BRAND: Crest 3D White
ADA ACCEPTED: No
TOOTHBRUSH USED: Target brand
Way to jump on the 3D bandwagon, Crest.

I'm not sure how Crest can even justify labeling this toothpaste "3D": 1) I squeeze the tube and it doesn't shoot toothpaste toward my face. 2) The toothpaste is a pearly, speckled cyan, but shouldn't it also be red? 3) It doesn't contain any unnecessary scenes of disgusting alien ponytail-sex.

It's just another gross mint-flavored toothpaste.

—Michael

14 August 2011

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